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Taste Test: KFC’s new ‘Skinwich’

KFC is testing a new sandwich: The Skinwich.

5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon.

It’s only available at a handful of KFCs (for now). One happened to be right near our office, so I walked over. Exclusive pics:

kfc skinwich

kfc skinwich in box

eating the kfc skinwich

Verdict

Nasty. The richness of all that fatty seasoned skin is totally overwhelming. It’s also tongue-parchingly-salty.

I started to gag and got that “brushing the back of your tongue” feeling. Had to spit it out. In KFC’s defense, the sandwich was luke-warm after taking the pics. But I doubt it would be much better hot.

With this latest move and the Double Down‘s success, KFC may be catching up to Hardees/BK in the “making sandwiches so nauseating they generate buzz” dept.

Other Skinwich test stores:

  • Ekaf, Maine – Colbert Blvd.
  • Tihsllub, Oklahoma – Corner of 3rd & Twain.
  • Eritas, California – Dense St.

Let us know if you find one of these sandwich unicorns. We’re working on an interactive Google maps app to track new sightings, so watch for that soon.

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    1. Maximus says:
      August 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm

      I think most people are gonna miss “You go too far, Commodus” reference. Great scene in Gladiator. RIP Richard Harris.

      Reply
      • You says:
        October 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm

        Yeah, Gladiator is just such an obscure movie. Fag.

        Reply
    2. Shtbird says:
      August 15, 2010 at 8:26 pm

      I’d order one.

      Reply
      • missbeloved says:
        August 20, 2010 at 9:45 pm

        REST IN PEACE: KFC AND OTHERS ARE KILLING AMERICA. I’LL NEVER EAT ONE.

        Reply
    3. dope dope says:
      August 15, 2010 at 8:53 pm

      You’re a wuss. That looks delicious.

      Reply
      • JaY says:
        August 20, 2010 at 12:16 pm

        and you’re probably 600 lbs

        Reply
        • alex says:
          August 21, 2010 at 3:59 am

          thumbs up to you jay!

          Reply
        • OwangeElec says:
          May 27, 2011 at 4:40 pm

          yes maybe but it looks good

          Reply
    4. goober says:
      August 15, 2010 at 11:19 pm

      Fake? Scan the receipt and post it.

      Reply
      • zonkerton says:
        August 16, 2010 at 12:00 am

        You trying to steal the man’s identity or something?

        Reply
        • Fake says:
          August 19, 2010 at 9:13 am

          Of course it’s fake. Read the location names backwards.

          Other Skinwich test stores:

          * Ekaf, Maine – Colbert Blvd.
          * Tihsllub, Oklahoma – Corner of 3rd & Twain.
          * Eritas, California – Dense St.

          Reply
          • Anonymous says:
            August 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm

            Not fake I have seen this in Illinois.

            Reply
            • videoflyer says:
              August 20, 2010 at 10:58 am

              No doubt at the test store in Tondiduoy, IL. Right?

    5. Chris Wage says:
      August 16, 2010 at 12:44 am

      You can tell it’s fake by the shitty photography. Funny, though. And, potentially delicious.

      Reply
      • Chris A. says:
        August 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm

        Useless f*cker, Chris Wage. He took the pics themselves you stupid shithead.

        Reply
        • smacktown says:
          August 19, 2010 at 2:45 am

          dnA ebyam uoy dluohs daer eht seman fo eht snwot niaga. sselesU rekcuf.

          Reply
    6. Cartman says:
      August 16, 2010 at 10:20 am

      I’ve watied so long to meet you, Skinwich.

      Reply
    7. Kimi says:
      August 16, 2010 at 6:46 pm

      I can’t get passed the fact that it is called “SKINwich” I think human skin whenever I look at it. That alone is vomit-inducing. . .

      Reply
      • Anonymous says:
        August 18, 2010 at 1:14 pm

        You don’t like human skin?

        Reply
    8. Hope says:
      August 16, 2010 at 7:02 pm

      Read the seman of the snwot backwards. Good joke though.

      Reply
    9. Hannibal says:
      August 18, 2010 at 12:01 am

      It rubs the spices on its skin, or it gets the hose again. RUB THE SPICE ON YOUR SKIN, CHICKEN!

      Reply
      • Iman Azol says:
        August 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm

        Win

        Reply
      • goofy says:
        August 19, 2010 at 11:23 pm

        awesome comment!

        Reply
      • coolcatc says:
        August 20, 2010 at 11:04 am

        It rubs the spices on the skin! That is funny!

        Reply
      • JKat says:
        August 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm

        I’d eat me. Hard.

        Reply
      • meat says:
        May 10, 2011 at 8:59 pm

        awesome

        Reply
    10. BarSmart.com says:
      August 18, 2010 at 10:58 am

      Of course it’s a fake, those towns don’t exist (so you can’t call and verify) and Colbert Blvd… cummon.

      However I would hope KFC does make one someday!

      Reply
      • Anonymous says:
        August 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm

        Of course the towns aren’t real. Read them backwards.

        Reply
    11. Matt Kruse says:
      August 18, 2010 at 12:21 pm

      The chicken to the side of the plate is an awesome sarcastic touch. Funny. Nicely done.

      Reply
      • Anonymous says:
        August 18, 2010 at 1:27 pm

        Ding-bat, those are the buns!!

        Reply
      • Anonymous says:
        August 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm

        You’re an idiot. Really. Nicely done.

        Reply
    12. Adam says:
      August 18, 2010 at 12:34 pm

      lol look what the towns’ names spell backwards :D

      Reply
    13. CV says:
      August 18, 2010 at 1:31 pm

      I totally wanna try that sammich

      Reply
    14. Me Gusta says:
      August 18, 2010 at 6:45 pm

      Note from webmaster — We had to upgrade to a better server, and some comments got lost. Lo siento. Will try to retrieve, feel free to resubmit.

      Reply
    15. djh says:
      August 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm

      when can i get a bucket of skin?????

      Reply
    16. Greenie says:
      August 18, 2010 at 9:29 pm

      It’s eco-friendly. Skinless products + market for fried skin = everybody wins. Make it true.

      Reply
    17. Cockasaurus says:
      August 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm

      Of course it’s fake. Look at the names of the towns:

      Ekaf = fake

      tihsllub – bullshit

      eritas – satire

      Reply
      • Lauren says:
        August 18, 2010 at 10:30 pm

        Great catch. I totally didnt notice that!

        Reply
    18. Elizabeth Imbasciati says:
      August 18, 2010 at 10:30 pm

      I don’t think I would eat one. Love fried food but this is a little much

      Reply
    19. stan says:
      August 19, 2010 at 12:02 am

      Um, April 1st was months ago

      Reply
    20. Soqueesh says:
      August 19, 2010 at 2:27 am

      This is fake.
      But I’ve been to “Chicken and Fish” joints that serve fried skin with a side of french fries. It’s not heavily breaded though, just dusted with flour before frying. It is, in fact, effing delicious.

      Reply
    21. moriah says:
      August 19, 2010 at 3:04 am

      Does it come with a side of Lipitor? If it doesn’t, it should….

      Reply
    22. Arizona CJ says:
      August 19, 2010 at 6:50 am

      Funny article! Thanks!

      One somewhat tangent gripe by me though (Not directed at the author); I wish people would stop slamming the double down.

      Is it unhealthy? By some measures, yes, but… it is pretty much the only fast-food item I can eat, other than lettuce wraps (which few places still offer.

      I keep in shape and generally avoid fast food, but sometimes, when traveling, I have few other options. I’m a diabetic so I always have to keep to low-carb fare (carbs such as starches convert to sugar when digested, so eating potatoes, rice, noodles, or bread, for example, is akin to eating sugar for me).

      Low-carb food is hard to find when traveling, and harder still in the fast food world. I’ve only had the double-down (grilled, not fried, to avoid the carbs) twice, and frankly they are way too salty for my taste preferences, but they are one of very few choices I have. There is nothing else on the menu at a KFC that I can eat, unless I throw away most of it. The same is true of McDonnalds and a few other big chains. For Taco Bell, I’d need to throw away all of it and eat the box (which might not be a bad option there, come to think of it…)

      So, I wish people would quit griping about the double-down, because I don’t want to lose one of the very few options that I have. (I sure wish they’d cut the damn salt, though… yuck! But bad-tasting is better than nothing, for those of us precluded from eating most everything else.)

      Reply
    23. tom says:
      August 19, 2010 at 11:02 am

      damnit i wanted one! you effers for posting fake deliciousness

      Reply
    24. beeffingers says:
      August 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm

      It’s about as strange as the Double Down (a sandwich that replaces the buns with two Original Recipe fillets). And KFC markets that. LOL. I’d order a skinwich.

      Reply
    25. All Over says:
      August 19, 2010 at 8:58 pm

      Officially over?

      http://foodbeast.com/content/2010/08/19/kfc-confirms-skinwich-is-not-an-official-sandwich/

      Reply
    26. Ace says:
      August 19, 2010 at 11:59 pm

      Sorry but this is a hoax.nice try to trick people, should used this idea on april fool’s day!fake advertisement!

      Reply
    27. Scott says:
      August 20, 2010 at 5:52 am

      Me want one! If it isn’t real, it should be.

      Reply
    28. themiker says:
      August 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm

      I wonder if this is targeted to the American African community to increase their heart disease

      Reply
    29. Anonymous says:
      August 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm

      U broke the facebook counter. Lost a digit.

      Reply
    30. james Rothschild says:
      August 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm

      i would f*ck one

      Reply
    31. Anon says:
      August 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm

      I swear KFC is hell bent on killing Americans.

      Reply
    32. Jim Vorel says:
      August 21, 2010 at 12:04 am

      I’m a food blogger for the Herald & Review newspaper in Decatur, IL, and we constructed a skinwich this afternoon, which I then ate. And we got it on video, which you can view at the blog, here.

      http://herald-review.com/app/blogs/decaturade/?p=683

      It was a hell of an experience. Not a particularly good experience.

      Reply
    33. dave says:
      August 21, 2010 at 10:43 pm

      amazing, i’d eat 2. bitches.

      Reply
    34. Jay says:
      August 23, 2010 at 10:34 am

      LOL… Look at the test stores.

      Can you say the names of the cities backwards?

      Other Skinwich test stores:

      * Ekaf, Maine – Colbert Blvd.
      * Tihsllub, Oklahoma – Corner of 3rd & Twain.
      * Eritas, California – Dense St.

      Reply
    35. Dan says:
      August 23, 2010 at 11:07 pm

      Rob, Arnie, and Dawn.

      Reply
    36. Mc says:
      August 24, 2010 at 12:27 am

      AHH man that would defiantly put anyone into a mean “CHICKEN COMA!”

      Reply
    37. Sara Jones says:
      September 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm

      Wow, I wonder if that would even Decompose? With all of the fat and preservatives I would assume after fifty years in a landfill it would probably become a sentient being capable of total world domination…

      Reply
    38. Rafel says:
      October 8, 2010 at 2:13 am

      I would eat it:) I like fat food sometimes.

      Reply
    39. S. Nogen says:
      November 16, 2010 at 2:32 am

      Hi, I have been quite a lurker on your website and wanted to break my silence. Your post, KFC’s New Skinwich — A Skin Sandwich today was simply awesome.

      Reply
    40. susie smith says:
      August 30, 2011 at 11:32 am

      Gross! What are you thinking with 67% Americans overweight/obese? Who would support your corporation with this kind of terrible food. You need a large group of Registered Dietitians to clean up your food. Can’t you be a team player and help Americans make healthy food choices?

      Reply
    41. Anonymous says:
      March 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      how would I order 4 of them when standing at the counter?

      Reply

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